What the fuck are you doin Phil

but his character made him that six-tool guy

You can always tell when swimmers beef. Just look for the bubbles.

Just don’t let Kang give him any drinks.

Roberto Cemente

Batting practice? Oh fuck off (to Hample, not you BP). THAT DOES NOT COUNT.

Fingers crossed I hope there’s a 55 gallon drum of lube on sale. /s

Fingers crossed I hope there’s a 55 gallon drum of lube on sale. /s