I really hope to C this take shape soon.

Now I want Goldfish...

They have portable ones!

The best part is the hyperlink “Not true”.

Your comment just prompted a theory. Maybe the Rebels were just using shitty tech, like Windows Millennium. *shudders*

THAT GIF IS *puts on sunglasses* ELECTRIFYING

Doug- Your posts are “fairly decent.” :) But, come on! There has to be a car you’ve made some money off of over the years....

We all know women give men compliments to receive them back. So, it’s a win-win, ladies.

He's not tired. He’s got brain damage from when Scott’s son punched him in the head.

OMG, so at the push of a button I can match my car to my clothes! FINALLY!

Ha! or ... “iM Disappoint"

HOUSTON, YOU HAVE A MASCOT PROBLEM

Hell yeah it’s better to be lucky. Some lucky motherfucker(s) won the powerball. Hint: it wasn’t me.

How about now?

Are you a believer now?

Ha! Congrats! The right answer is found by solving this simple equation: (x^2-16)(x-3)^2+9x^2=0

“What do you want to do tonight, babe?”

Your comment sucks. I would do that. I’d even wear a fucking flannel and sweat pants.