Garrett What comes to mind regarding your Tuesday confusion: “If it’s Tuesday, it must be Belgium.”

Thank you, Ashley:

Rebecca, “Batshit” is the correct description. Politer words do not suffice. Jezebelt’s bolt of truth would be less effective if you and I were unable to employ the moral equivalent of George Carlin’s seven dirty words. I remember my Cousin Florence—secretly applauded throughout the family for her outrageous…

Of cours, Trump will fire Mueller. He will do it by New Year’s Day. He may decide first to French kiss the Devil on New Year’s Eve as the ball drops. He may wait until 3AM NewYear’s Day when not quite hung over we feel impregnable.

Whitney: Thank you for this Presidential wedding update. Wearing army-style fatigues, the only detail of Melania’s I missed was whether Hurricane Barbie was wearing stiletto heals while in uniform.

I question the validity of Ivanka’s conversion to Judaism. Rabbi Lookstein should reconsider.
http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2017/08/rabbi-that-oversaw-ivankas-conversion-slams-trump.html
Ivanka is on record as attributing Rabbi Heschel’s three part question to a 21st Century movie actress.
“If I am not for…

Belly-button exposure is sensible. A dry towel achieves 100 percent moisture removal plus (as is the case here), it is attractive.

The term “flawless” does not apply to the First Lady’s outfit unless it is functional. When using a moisture-repelling fabric that achieves a 10 (on a zero to 10 measurement scale), a pathetic 1 to 2 repellent does not constitute an outfit that can be described as “rocking.”

Joanna: Thank you for being an apostle of the obvious. I watched Senator McCain embarrass himself. I was watching with my social worker Susan M. Susan’s husband is a Trump supporter. She was pleased to find a client who agrees with her. The agreement is that James Comey is a patriot. Comey’s patriotism is obvious. I…