Which would still be miles better than farting around in MLS so I’ll take it.

GO BACK TO AV CLUB.

Looks like the bandwagon evacuation plan was enacted.

Sac bench brought in on themselves by yelling at him when he took the shot...that’s why he reacted that way with the turnaround-and-no-look-after-shot...

To my knowledge BLM has never shot up anywhere or killed anyone. When I was interviewing for a job for an organization that works with abortion we had to meet at an undisclosed location for safety reasons. I had to sign that I wouldn’t tell anyone where we met. Anti-choice fuck nuts have killed and bombed us. They…

YO LOOK AT THAT PASS MY GUY! LOOK AT THAT SHIT!

USADA: We’re going to allow this. Any objections?
Pacquiao: [can’t raise hand]

I’m growing more and more uncomfortable with the seemingly increasing progressive notion that people’s backgrounds must be fully delved into and punishment doled out for things they did years and years ago, retroactive, permanent punishment. It strikes me as so anti-liberal.

His show is dogshit. It is either the most warmed-over takes possible or complete race-baiting or trolling.

James Harden was GOD AWFUL, and guess who was at the game?

Well said. Thanks for the article!

Hear hear. Men’s college basketball and football are nothing more than elaborate scams that make a mockery of both the academic and athletic endeavors. Anyone who says differently is lying to themselves because they’re fans of the sport and don’t want to see it end. It’s long past time that the NBA and NFL run their…

Albert, I usually love your stuff, but you’re living in a fantasy world on this one. The NCAA would come down on him just as hard as it has come down on everyone who challenges it. Do you really, really think that the NCAA would hesitate for even a second to ban him because of “public opinion”? When have they cared…

Yes, that's the important thing.

His post game tantrum after losing to Connecticut in the 2004 final four is an all-timer. He was shouting "you screwed us" to the refs as he walked off

How about:

7-pound lobster.

This is why things like his podcasts with guys like Zach Lowe, who will call him on his bullshit (there are at least two moments in every Lowe podcast where Simmons says something and Lowe just starts going "whoah, whoah, whoah ..."), are significantly better than his columns these days.