I absolutely love messing wish Scammer. I go along with them for wayyy too long. I even have a spare paypall account not hooked to my actual bank account that I can use to receive their “funds” which instantly get frozen.

I may have met someone I know on the internet...

Only when the tires are 1.5 PSI off.

LSPR is much like what you describe wanting.

THIS!

I've always thought they should hire BMW drivers for these kinds of jobs. After all, they have the most experience driving like this.

Why doesn't it come with a Manual anymore?

On one occasion this February. My friend had his 2006 Audi A6 blow a alternator belt in the middle of no-where in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan. It was - 16 degrees F and I had to go buy a spare belt about 50 miles away and drive it to him to get the car repaired at 11 pm at night in a gas station parking lot. Now…

Damn, I'm more impressed by the gas mileage you were getting in that Prelude than the jump.