@pz: why can't it be half white powder and half black powder?

@Celtic1888: also Jesus, he concludes "Jesus"

This isn't a publicity stunt or for the promotion of education...it is a warning to the Tea Party.

@daftrok: I believe that was satirical.

@clifwith1f: duh! it's the ninja turtles!

@Arrr2D2: last one is bowser.

@Michael McElrath: But Pa! I Love him!

@midwestkel: EEEWWW a band-aid!

@jsmuli2: holy crap i meant 2013

@Maxximtl: gotta wait 22.3 years, so make that joke again in 2011, then you won't get shat on.

@theaceplaya: That's because Tina Fey is a friggen brilliant comedian/writer.

@Copernileo: yeah, plus everyone knows it's called a "murse" ...and I thought you were cool.

@King_Faisal_94: it's all based on statistical evidence from a dating website, which is a gadget.

@wætherman: ur forgetting the vast # of ppl living in bible-land

@The Albatross: y0 dru dat broski!

@Madness87: Too bad that does go with the novel canon

@Niteman cometh: where'd u get all that from?

Here's how they can make some money with apps:

@FriarNurgle: considering most of them don't "believe" in the first option, I think we know what will happen ;)

@toastr: which CF card did you use? There are two on amazon, and im opting for the cheaper one that still gets good reviews.