You did it wrong. You need an accompanying picture of the sad bear meme. Like this:

Issues Reported just means it's JUST been reported. However the Blue Light has been prevalent for a longer amount of time and still no "response". Not sure if you're suggesting favoritism but just giving you the facts.

1) Those titles were written by two different people.

This problem is straight up disc-usting!

"Xbox One Disc Drive Issues Reported by Small Number of Users" vs. "PS4 'Blue Light of Death' Has No Clear Fix Yet"

Alternate scenario:

That was the last time anyone ever saw Stephen or that xbox one

It's no Quad City DJs vs Crush 40.

You see.. it would be this mat...that you put on the floor... that would have different conclusions written on it... that you could jump to.

National Jump to Conclusions Day! THE SKY IS FALLING!

This just in:

Hopefully those affected pass it forward, too. Not PS4, but random acts of kindness within your means is always awesome.

That was pretty much the point of The Killing Joke.

Looks human, a Turian would have the extra joint in the legs.

You mean

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