jsmelvin
Joshua Melvin
jsmelvin

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It's not the size that matters... it's how you use it.

Says my wife, as she laughs hysterically at my tiny winky :(

We'll find out next week.

Wow, mocking gay giant love. I thought Kotaku was built on outrage over this sort of humor!

Man, Leo's ego has really gotten out of hand.

Rockstar officially released it on Twitter for the people complaining it's too small. Just look at this and say it's small

credit to whoever did this.. (found on Neogaf)

hahaha i cannot believe i read that in his voice.

Optimus Prime: MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!!!

Autobots, transform and rol-AAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGGGYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Eh, it will. They'll sell a tonne of units, but they'll also overproduce. GTA games in the past haven't taken too long to drop.

I don't really care about a price drop I just want it to go to steam...

I hope this game drops in price.

So the campaign AI being virtually non-existent does not worry you at all? Maybe they will patch the game so that enemy armies actually do something other than stand around near their capital, then run away before you reach their province allowing you to take it, then launch suicide attacks on that province.

They look like the Gorons from the Legend of Zelda xD

While this is LOL, I just wanted to mention that as far as playability, I have had no issues so far with this game.

i've seen even more shit

This look CAN kill.

i've seen some shit