It's never been quite this bad, Spoony.

"U NO PICK HECARIM?"

YOUR INTELLIGENCE AMUSES ME!

Still love the prank phone calls to people named Gary, using those lines.

Being sexy

The guy took a shot, he decided to get down (in his position). But that was too late, he was dead so the handle was corrupt so the game engine took the command and applied to everyone. So the place was given, they gathered up there and crouched down as they intended in the first place (if that shot wasn't fatal).…

For some reason this reminds me of that clone vault in Fallout 3... That place was creepy and awesome

What is Steve from Blue's Clues doing out there anyways?

KILL ME NOW

I will be reviewing it on next-generation and will be paying close attention to what that hardware improves. If it's just a better-looking version of this game, it's in trouble.

I have deep suspicions that EA Sports, mindful of the last console transition, poured more resources into next gen than current gen here.…

wow, i can't remember the last Kotaku review that got a "No" rating. Is there a chance you will be reviewing this on PS4 or Xb1? i doubt it will make much of a difference?

Pshhh. This was all me. Last week, I offered up a sacrifice of virgin gummi bears to chibi Cthulhu to make something like this happen.

Dark Horse make Comics....

Command, this is unit 46 from outpost Charlie. We have a clear view of the approaching enemy forces and well................................ we're going to need a lot more soldiers command........

Batdog, ready for action.

This is Red Lobster, standing by.

This is Dog Fort. Calling all units. It seems the tangos are at it again, this time a full frontal assault. Alarm level has gone from Code Brown to Code Slightly More Brown. Dog Fort Forces, assemble!