Here is where 81% of the Federal 2015 budget went:

Entitlement programs have to get cut, is that really a surprise? Everything more or less has to get cut, Bernie and others have been kicking that can down the road now for decades while knowing that sooner or later it would have to happen.

Not to say that they shouldn’t fight for both, but it’s a hell of a lot easier to fight for social rights when you’re not worried about your economic standing.

Maybe if the democrats fought fervently for unions the way they fought for transgender bathroom rights we wouldn’t be in this shitty conundrum.

A 2014 study out the Oslo Institute of Condimental Studies showed that 82.7% of all ranch dressing is consumed within 50 miles of an urban center. That’s not opinion. That’s empirical evidence that, yes, most ranch dressing is eaten by “city folk.”

Aside: peckerwood is a racial slur? As a kid (the only time I ever heard or used that word) I assumed it was something to do with a penis.

Oh, what? Now all white people live in the city? What is it with you bastards? When is enough enough?

It restricts you to one child and introduces you to the confines of world class private surveillance.

Technically the horse can’t be dead if it’s still moving and trying to show off on stage.

What is it with people these days judging a car entirely on its styling? The single most useless and expensive aspect in terms of how a car actually drives.

I’m a paramedic, I deny no one care, as do the nurses and doctors I work with, regardless of how they came to their injury. Big macs everyday and a pack of Marlboros leading to your heart attack doesn’t get you denial of care. That said, this guy needs to be placed on a psychiatric hold for his suicide attempts, so we…

Alright, this deserves a bit of clarity. The Centenario doesn’t show up, the Bellissima does. While the 2017 caught me off-guard, I’m pretty sure the Bellissima is the Centenario because the car hadn’t been revealed while the game was in development. This kind of thing is far from uncommon. I wouldn’t have arrived to…

Fuck him.

He was only off by two feet.

Welcome to the left. Conform or get your label.

I think the real problem is labeling EVERYONE who disagrees with the SJWs a racist, or a bigot, etc. It starts to cheapen the meaning of these words, to the point where people stop giving a shit if they’re called a racist or a bigot. This is bad, and harms the victims of actual racism, sexism, etc. because their…

The DNC torpedoed Sanders. There were a couple emails and news stories floating around about it a few months ago.

Bread is quite literally the foundation of human civilization.

There’s nothing magically worse about “processed” sugar, or HFCS, than any other simple carbohydrate.

A tablespoon has 3g of sugar total—hardly something to worry about, especially if you're already on a caloric deficit. From Alan Aragon's "The Dirt on Clean Eating."