Duracell kicked in, yo!

i kinda lol`d at AL...its AI artificial inteligence

Really?

"Excuse me ma'am, are you physically capable of operating the emergency doors?"

You've got a looooooot to learn man

Guys, here's a trick. When you show up at the airport, especially on a long haul flight, do the following:

A flight attendant's job first and foremost, is safety – not to bend over backwards for every customer whim. If they cater to a seat swap that costs the airline money, they could be reprimanded, or possibly fired.

I think this smells too much of.....they were so mean to me (even though in not gonna admit what really happened.)

Such an idiotic thing to say. Driving under the influence is fucking dangerous as all hell. If drunk/high people were allowed to drive you can bet your ass you'd be a lot less safe. But since everyone claims to hate cops nowadays, I guess it's the hipster thing to say. Good job.

I can't either, but driving while getting high will still be a dumbshit move that should be punished.

Got news for you - it's never going to be legal to get stoned in a moving vehicle, whether you're just the passenger or not.

Or go the other way and rename the 911 the 818. Then they can have the 718, 818, and 918.

Well i have checked all the water reservoirs of the toilets of the Petersen Automotive Museum and some trashcans. Nothing except for funny looks

Honestly, when I hear of Christians being beheaded, Muslims lying down and being shot, Yazidi girls and women being raped and "married", I am almost inclined to join forces with the Kurds. The Kurds are generally very peaceful people who have been persecuted for years, mainly from Sadaam Hussein and from the Turks.…

Great question!

Where can I get a Jalopnik sticker?

It's good TV what's the problem

"Nights into Dreams... was introduced alongside an optional game controller, included with most copies of the game, called the Saturn 3D controller. This gamepad featured an analog stick (launching just after the release of the Nintendo 64 in Japan, which featured a control stick on its standard controller) and analog…

Nope balancing them is easy as pie. you simply add about 3 bottles of ride-on int othe tire and it will balance out.

We'll make our own roadster,