It does seem like a cool car. You definitely would be the only one on the block. Still, after the initial $120k outlay, you are facing this:

This Country was dumb, apathetic, ignorant or disengaged (or any combination thereof) enough to put Trump in charge, so don’t dismiss anything. Kanye 2024. Kill me now.

If that was regular Kristen it’s a Fossil. Fancy Kristen it’s a Patek 5270 Perpetual Calendar in Platinum

Any of these qualifies for a “very fancy” wedding, as long as that wedding is in Austin.

The wedding is in Austin. Therefore, it matters not what the invitation says. It may say “Black Tie” and there will be someone there in flip-flops and shorts.

Sleeveless top. Yet not quite a tank top. Lose the collar and it will be fine

If you are that wealthy, should you be parking your own car?

That car would get the prime spot in front of any vegan restaurant/craft whatever/vinyl emporium or shared work space in Bushwick

$20k will buy you a Ducati Diavel. 

Is it light enough that the rusted panels of a David Tracy Jeep project could support it?

I always thought that David Tracy equated “soul” with rust. That Mercedes looks to be pretty soul-less

I was wondering what happened to ol’ Splinter

My first big purchase after law school (and gainful employment) was a 1993 JGC Laredo in Driftwood metallic. It was the lowest priced one on the Naperville Jeep lot and it had the manual. It was a great ride...

This makes me want to sell my white Mercedes for fear of association

Clauses, clauses. Why did the dog have a chicken in it’s mouth?

Sadly, it seems to work for this piece of shit. Did I fuck a porn star and buy her silence? Yes, and I did it with a Playboy model too! Did I stiff some casino contractors? Yeah, ok I did, but it is smart business.! Did I run a fraudulent university/sell shitty steaks/sell bad wine/ run a bunch of useless grifter…

Isn’t Kevin required to ride in a rear facing seat?

When will our national nightmare end?

More like moldy jello

Toyota needs a new acronym. TRD looks too much like “turd”. I saw a TRD Tacoma the other day and its license plate read TRD TRK. All I saw was “Turd Truck”.