Didn’t that Ghosn guy steal all of Nissan’s money? Maybe that explains it

It still not as irritating as “succulent”

I never agree unless I know what seat I am getting, but seriously if someone tried to swap a middle for an aisle that is just shitty. 

Or the right, who ignore the sick, the starving and the destitute in favor of the rich. Just as Jesus instructed.

Fruit wagon?

Great. Another potential member of Congress who is looking to settle personal scores. It’s all about you Valerie. You’ll fit in perfectly in Trumpland

But this...

Sort of, like comparing a bare armed Michelle Obama with full frontal Melania Trump

The words “succulent”and “juicy” irritate me.  In combination they turn me into a blind rage. 

““Instead of doing that oil change, we can get you into a new car with the same payments!”

Eugene Debs would be a better choice that Trump.

Is this a movie about the mob or The New York Dolls?

I’m going to start growing a salt and pepper cookie duster to be ready

“The Florida couple”  Say no more.

Sadly, all this audience heard was “Blah, blah, blah, because people got tired of people getting up and making fools of themselves and disrespecting the people in this room, and the people that won the election in 2016, blah, blah, blah”

I was at the M-B dealership last Friday and saw one of these. It was pretty sweet. I wouldn’t to drive it, but if I was being driven about while sitting in the back in that swanky looking quilted recliner, I’d be pretty happy.

Hmm. I read somewhere that Kim Kardashian broke the internet a few years ago. Did someone fix it?

Um, AOC doesn’t look like Tomi Lahren, tho

Cicero. 

I want the Porsche shield with the sheep for my 911. Where can I get one?