You're so hip

I kinda don't give a fuck.

They seems so ironically evil.

As long as you engage in meta-analyses of comments sections.

Awwwwww

And if she can't, or isn't, she can always blame it on sexism!

“A thick skin is a must”

You’ve a staggering list of insecurities you mistakenly call expectations.

It means you’re a shitty judge of character.

Yes of course. Who’s ever heard of a drunk and horny college girl??

Make us wait forever for an album and we have to buy it?

I’m sure being stumbling drunk, you really can say that with any confidence. Seeing as you were incapable of barely walking, I’m not very confident in your recollection of the facts.

I don't even want to hear a white persons opinion on this. We don't need no whitsplainin up in here.

Jesus is my sixth man.

Listen. I'm not defending the guy, but it's not like he's some monster. We've all seen teenage girls who toy with men's feelings.

Give it month. Fire-breathing feminists will find something else to complain about and will have everyone sign a petition to have Spotify’s whomever removed because there aren’t enough disabled transsexual eskimos employed in C-level management or whatever.

I’m sure it has absolutely nothing to do with your biased stance on Gamergate. Let’s pretend it’s not that.

She ain't no Aretha.

I agree. Her article was overall a good thing. It started a conversation that was needed: Let’s not forget that most women on campus will be raped.

What a terribly racist assessment. I can't imagine why they're angry with us. I hate to say it, but you're the reason why things like Paris happened.