I hadn’t noticed anyone else with them. My main point is that in the ensuring chaos, riots, panic after an event like this, there’s a really great chance that the pager would have been trampled by multiple people. We don’t exactly manage trauma and disasters in a calm, rational way.

I hope the movie explains how the Avengers stumbled upon Nick Fury’s SpacePager™. In the ensuing chaos of half of New York City’s residents vanishing, I find it hard to believe that a small bit of electronics didn’t get trampled or destroyed in some other way while the Avengers were off in Wakanda.

He’s a busy man. Signatures take time to write. Time that could be spent watching Fox News. Fox & Friends isn’t going to watch itself.

Why does he refer to Puerto Rico like this:

So the original plan for Myrcella’s death was that the poison would cause her brains to explode? That’s one heck of a poison...

In DeVos’s education system and proposed funding, we WOULD all be stupid.

Maybe I’m mis-remembering, but didn’t he high-five Jimmy at the end of last week’s episode, thus erasing all the progress he made?

Maybe I’m alone in this...but originally I assumed Jimmy Pesto hired flier guy to prank Bob, but maybe I was giving Pesto too much credit?

To keep it vegan/vegetarian, another option is this great seaweed-based Not-Fish Sauce. It works pretty well for me in any dish that calls for fish sauce.

Sweet Christmas! I need to get that swear jar.

We’ve got a ginger cat named:

Ginger T. Snappington III.

There was no “the first” or “the second” he’s just a fancy boy deserving of a fancy name.

So now I finally see a valid use for Twitter. Thanks LifeHacker!

When I saw the article title, I was going to post that Bob’s Burgers clip about Mouthfeel, but you beat me to it.

That was my biggest takeaway from the trailer too!

That song is where I learned all the French I know.

That toy should really smile more.

Love the Mercy one, but where’s the Roadhog and Junkrat twin-pack?

I don’t think omnivores inherently live an unhealthier life than vegans. Oreos and certain types of Doritos are vegan and I eat the hell out of them.

And Indiana is a terrible dog’s name.

“Indiana, Sit.”
“Roll over Indiana”
“Don’t eat that, Indiana”