I love that Assassin’s Creed Odyssey is on the list, but the latest DLC has certainly upset the LGBTQ+ community over the ending.

If there’s any actor alive today with the range to play the mere concept of “color” it is Nic Cage. A+ Casting.

Why does the Moron in Chief sign everything with a sharpie???

It’s a replacement for olive, vegetable, or other cooking oil. At room temperature it’s a solid, and when heated for cooking it melts to a liquid. No idea how one would use this as a condiment though. It’s either flavorless, or coconut flavored, depending on what type you get.

It’s been a long time since I played WoW, but do all humans in the game have such skinny broom-handle style arms and legs?

With the advent of things like Square, I’ve been seeing more and more restaurants in the US start using iPad + Square/PayPal/other card readers, brought out to the table to make payments right there.

This headline seems to imply that there was some point in time that Trump was unwilling to use innocent children as political pawns.

Dear Salty,

I would drink a lot more too if I had a baby to take care of...

To me, this list feels much more accurate. I would have put Defenders at the last place spot, but then I remembered that Jessica Jones season 2 actually existed (that’s how unmemorable it was).

That Korean show, Kingdom, looks great. My wife is a huge fan of historical Korean dramas, and I’m a big zombie fan, so it’s like this show was made specifically for us.

It’s like one of those text-based computer adventure games.

Dear Salty,

Unfortunately, there’s no way to relay that information at all. Anytime you go out to eat, you’re just rolling the dice. Maybe it’ll be cold in the middle, maybe it’ll be a charred black slab...you’ll never know until your order arrives.

I binged Iron First Season 2 in a single weekend.
I binged Daredevil Season 3 in a single weekend.
I binged Jessica Jones Season 2 in a single weekend.
I binged Luke Cage Season 2 in a single weekend.

But women ain’t Mjölnir, my dude. They don’t have “whomsoever should part these legs, if they be worthy, shall have the power of Score” embroidered on their underwear.

No Touching Collusion!

In the header image, Nico’s eyes are starting to look a little like Kaecilius.

 

Alcibiades is the only person I did not do the romance option with. Kassanda was down for everyone else in Greece, but him and his terrible innuendos earned him the cold shoulder.

Dear Salty,