Most of these seem like places that would occupy the vacant space next to Bob’s Burgers.

If I carve the turkey myself at the restaurant, do I still need to tip the full amount?

That Voljin cosplay would have been damn near perfect if only the body paint and the hands and feet matched in color, but other than that, it’s pretty spot on, I love it.

Thanks for the video. It’s hard to visualize this in a game from just the screenshots.

Popeyes Cajun Turkey! XD

Did anyone else click the link just to find out what those weird glasses are that she’s wearing? I’ve been seeing thumbnails for this story all day, and finally had to click one to find out WTF is going on around her eyes.

Alright!

When I was a kid, at least 2 houses in my neighborhood handed out Chick Tracts instead of candy.

If I change my baby’s diaper on my table at a restaurant, and I wipe the table down myself, do I still need to tip a full amount? I mean, I did half the work by wiping down the table.

Unless I’m somehow missing it...in Assassin’s Creed: Odyssey, you can’t even pet the dogs. :(

Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2 or GTFO.

If I don’t like my table, and my brothers are all deadbeats, how much should I tip for my dinner with my mom?

and how much should I tip the person that wheeled out the giant cake?

I should finish making my Sexy Chipotle Employee costume.

geometry and sphincters

Those beans certainly weren’t going to eat themselves.

io9 and The Takeout can finally have a crossover article.

I assumed “Unite the Seven” meant Unite the Seven Seas.

Speaking with Birth Movies Death, Kevin Feige confirmed Thanos eliminated half of the universe’s animal and plant life, too. What about those precious natural resources you wanted to preserve so much, Thanos???

She had the Waterfords in her sights...she was just one trigger pull away. :(

And she cracked the garage door, you saw light coming from the middle of it after the last car strike. If she’d have just kept at it, the door was going to give way. Or maybe use the shovel on the inside as a lever to try to pry the door up.