“...you glued construction paper and glitter all over an ‘88 Celica.”

So you don't want fuel to be delivered almost ever in Alaska? or much of the northern US during winter? You need a HAZMAD endorsement on your CDL to haul that as well as a Tanker endorsement, and you give the government your fingerprints. Those guys "typically" are some of the most cautious drivers out there. Yes not…