Have a star for being way too rational.

I hate seeing cars like this on Nice Price or Crack Pipe.

My friend always tells me he will never own any “Jap Crap” like my Subaru.

Pretty offensive in more ways than one.

Oh, and always have to point out that my Subaru is still running every time I have to pick his ass up from the mechanics because his Jeep is down again. Or when I tow his ass out of a ditch... with my…

Cars like this are akin to jamming forks in light sockets, sticking your hand in a tank full of piranhas, and having unprotected sex with strangers from Craigslist.

I was lucky to see two of those take to COTA at the end of the Ferrari Challenge weekend last year. Damn thing makes an epic noise.

Can Jalopnik do an end-of-year review of NP/CP, showcasing the 10 best NP wins and 10 worst CP loses?