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Kel C. Grammer
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You don't get to decide who gets to decide what counts!

KTMA and Season 1 barely count.

Joel did have something new: Cinematic Titanic. That show was great. This seems like a cash grab.

Servo looks very wrong, though I'm not sure how apparent it is to those who haven't built a Tom Servo.

The bots look… wrong. I'm afraid this reboot is going to lack a lot of the heart of the old show. Oh well. I still have Rifftrax and the Mads.

The best thing about Shrek the Third was when Tim & Eric decided to make their own ads for the movie.

If the last couple of years have taught me anything, it's that I should never email anybody ever.

Is your argument, "Black people did it too"?

How did the white supremacists find us? There's been far too many of those jackasses around here lately.

We're still haunted by our past, though. We still haven't addressed that problem.

I do understand that there was more to it, which is why minstrel shows (and cake walks) are so offensive.

It's a shot of when he was trying to get the attention of the hot dog vendor.

Does this mean trolls will leave the confines of their basements and erect a physical gamergate?

Liar, liar, liar, liar!

Larry puts on a red sweater and can't decide whether to vote for a flawed, but qualified woman or an orange hate monster who has failed at everything he has ever done.

And what's the deal with airline food?

Ned Flanders is…

*mumble mumble mumble mumble* "My family." *mumble mumble*

Did the ride consist of Vin Diesel driving the lot tour tram?