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Will we get an "In Loving Memory of Harambe" title card at the end?

They're going to troll us all and show six KTMA episodes.

How fitting that they changed the branding to "America".

He says he hasn't found the right woman, but we all know he's a bit of a Hufflepuff.

I had to create a new account. On the plus side, this new one still has that new account smell that I love so much. Mmmm, chemicals!

Has Hollywood sunk to the point of a big-screen adaptation of a fanfiction.net shipping of Dumbledore and Gandalf?

What is the wizard equivalent of Grindr, anyway?

Personally, I'm wondering what they had at craft services.

Petz Dogz 2: The Movie

Damn kids these days with their video games and rock musics.

Yeah, include a subplot where she has to help the nerd dorm win the homecoming parade by using her firework powers.

Don't worry, the standalone film starring the kid who can turn TVs on and off is coming in 2019.