“Earn your pinstripes” is beyond dumb, but I have been known to yell “Do Something” at White Sox hitters...soon followed by “Do something better” after the inevitable weak 4-3 groundout.

Earn your pinstripes! Grossly over pay for an undersized apartment and spend 14 dollars on a pack of cigarettes!

Way, way, WAY better. The drivers have a lot of respect for each other and the racing is FIERCE. They’re all road courses, shorter races, two per weekend, and it’s as high tech as can be. Air jacks, center lugs, fueling rigs, etc. They’re amazing machines, amazing drivers, and amazing racing.

Your idea is apparently already going to happen except it is in Australia and in the Supercar (formerly V8 Supercar) series as Ford will be entering the Mustang in that to replace the Falcon. The Supercar series uses a spec chassis but bespoke bodywork and engines.

THAT THING IS COMING RIGHT AT ME!

Dakotas, ranked:

The best part of all of this is that Playoff BronBron gets to start against ear-blowing weirdo Lance Stevenson. Very much looking forward to Lance doing fifteen crossovers, ending up in the exact same place, and courageously bricking a contested 18 footer in the inevitable moral-victory-close-loss in Game 3.

Or the “Senna method” in some circles.

Just make sure you have vehicle damage set to “visual only.”

Ah yes, the Gran Turismo/Any Forza title Online method.

Meh, just go super fast into corners, side bump into the car in front of you when he is taking the corner to slow you down and gun it when you are straight.

This. This is the secret knowledge I need to win in Mario Kart 8 Deluxe.

“Scab” is an old timey union word but had its origins in the 1700s. So you’re not THAT old!

Patrick, Mike got into Torch’s stash again.

Who the hell builds a town in the middle of a racetrack?

My Subaru changes it’s own oil every month.

For Sale Subaru Rally Car, this is a used race car so it has some minor racing damage, live out your rally dreams, needs paint, tires and a windshield.

I just thought, as I saw the thumbnail in my eye’s corner: what’s my car doing at jalopnik?

Skylab : NASA's disco years.