Torch wins this round just for throwing Tracy under a parade of his own doing.

Yes. I know you buy cars, how do you not know the expectation of going to a dealership is to have the worst day of your year? Should it be? No. Is it? Yes. 

Kia Stinger.

David Tracy and Torch would like a word with you.

As a seventh generation Texan, I’d like to agree with you, but the fact that Ted Cruz was re-elected recently makes that a difficult case to prove.

I hear now is a great time to buy Bolt. Someone told me they’re having a fire sale.

Where are the adults?

I’m up for the ID Buzz.  You know, the electric VW bus.  But I’ll take mine painted like the Mystery Machine from Scooby Doo.

I wonder how we Europeans cram babies into Golfs or Polos even, yet you murricans need huge SUVs for single babies. I mean, I know yall fat bunch of blobs but come the fuck on, it is a baby human, we are talking about, not a baby Godzilla... I was hauled around in a Porsche 924 the first 4 years of my existance, FFS.

Well it’s not brown and the transmission is wrong, but the wagon part is right for Jalopnikers, and the price isn’t too bad, particularly in this market.

Sorry, I overreacted when I saw everything on the front subframe. Apparently I could not read.

*Ahem*

Looks like Kinja is acting up again... anyway - It’s the return of the X-Runner!

I contend that the Jeep Gladiator is the WRONG cab configuration. If they had built it as a ‘extra cab’, with a shorter cab and a longer bed, it would have made more sense.

Just be careful, the torque you apply changes when using them:

“Butt dyno” ranks high on my list. “I can tell you man! When I removed the crappy CDV in the bimmer and went for a short shifter it’s like it gained 20hp on the ol’ butt dyno!”

so I just pick up the Pulitzer or it’ll be delivered or

I think you might be confusing Chun-Li with King from Tekken. Chun-Li was in Soul Calibur.

I may be broken.

The good news is that I have a wrench on hand.

David Tracy with the sensible suggestion. Has the world gone ma- oh...yeah.