Hell, Iron Banner was my introduction to D1 PvP. I got the game much later than my friends, and was hilariously underleveled when my first Iron Banner rolled around (less than a week after I got the game). I got my ass handed to me time and time again, due to the fact that I was de-powered as hell and also in a…

*but WENT.

THIS. My sister got an automatic one, but when test driving with her and drove one with a stick. Surprisingly fun.

No Bluesmobile edition 1974 Dodge Monaco? You want features? It’s got a cop motor, a 440-cubic-inch plant. It’s got cop tires, cop suspension, cop shocks. It’s a model made before catalytic converters so it’ll run good on regular gas.

Wait, is Hardee’s really referred to like that? It may just the few I’ve been to, but it always seems like the ones I’ve been in attract people that would make you want to put “Eats at Hardee’s on a regular basis” on this list.

FUCK YEAH

No love for my personal favorites, Sunshot and Sweet Business?

I usually love your stuff, Burneko. But you are way off base. I will fight you on this. Blue and Red are the best flavored frozen tubes (written by a guy posting on an article from march in september- thanks work boredom!)

As long as it’s white and window-less, totally not creepy.

Global launch probably won’t be for a while- you’ve got some time. I’d just keep an eye out and buy them as soon as you seem them in the size you/color want. Personally, I’m holding out for either Gundam or DBZ themed tires.

I was thinking the same thing- lighting blue with black decals and shit- would look sick. Either that, or they sell them only in power ranger colors, with any decals or extras be appropriately colored based on that Ranger’s color- like the green ranger would have white, black and gold accents, etc.

You know what they say- truck life, uh, finds a way.

Actually I would buy the shit out of that.

They are as much of a sandwich as a hot dog- which is to say, they are not a sandwich.

Setting the “Is a hot dog a sandwich?” debate aside (it’s not)- you don’t eat tacos like that! You don’t eat SUBS like that! It’s just not practical!

This.... this is an abomination! WHY ARE WE FIGHTING ABOUT KETCHUP ON HOT DOGS WHEN THERE ARE HEATHENS OUT THERE DOING THIS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

I love Futurama, but the hobo biting the middle of the dog like an apple or some shit always bothers me.

But Hot Italian Sausage kicks even Bratwurst’s ass.

Hold the fucking phone- Mayo on a hot dog? What the damn hell?

Once I saw the new droid, I could not wait for your take, Torch. This is some good Kinja right here. My favorite sort of Kinja.