Excuse me, but it’s Matchbox and Mocha Frappes or nothing.

Take your obligatory Simpsons star.

You are doing the lord’s work here. Amazing.

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

Just put the ones you won’t use immediately in the freezer and thaw them out as needed. Like bagels. Or Doritos- the cold prevents the Cool Ranch flavor from evolving into Lame Ranch, or even Ranch that Wears Socks with Sandals

This is good Kinja.

Whenever I read the comments sections of articles like this, all I can think of is this: http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/rainbow-cake-recipe-inspires-comment-apocalypse-1592575661

Huh. Interesting. I shall file this knowledge away in my brain for my eventual career as a Jeopardy contestant/guy who takes bar trivia way too seriously (although the second part is already me...).

Ran when parked due to bomb.

And Charlottesville, Virginia. Had to use my couple of stickers to identify mine from a distance more than a few times when living there.

Are you sure you didn’t just own the Cash Cab?

I feel your pain, my Loudoun brother. I’ve seen them over in Fairfax too near Mason. Also, how are the vans even practical for police work other than being a sneaky way to set a speed trap? I feel like the usual sedans/Chargers and SUVS around here are much more suited to all around use.

It’s embarrassing how much I laughed at this

One key question- are these these warm/toasted rankings or are they untoasted, fresh out of the box rankings? Because depending on that, I either love these or hate them with the fire of a thousand suns.