:(

There should be a law that if you make it up to 99, you automatically get an extra year.

I'm Robert Wagner.

I'm pretty sure that thing in the sky is Michael Jackson's hair catching fire in the Pepsi commercial.

How dare you remove the infamous "y'alls" from Vincent Price's mouth.

He was referring to a restaurant called Pho Kyu.

There are actually numerous Thai Me Up restaurants across this great land. I don't assume they're a chain, but maybe a rope.

I believe he also shot everything on both 35mm and video. Two cameras.

One small detail: Farrow and Allen never married, or even lived together full-time.

I agree, and I think the main point that most people overlook is this: what if your friend was accused (not convicted) of a heinous crime, and he denied culpability, both publicly and to you personally? Would you be inclined to believe your friend over his accuser, because you feel you know your friend so well? Or…

I agree that Mulholland Drive was the greater work of art – that Lynch could do so much with a failed TV pilot is especially remarkable – but The Son's Room is quiet and beautiful and I still think of it often, and fondly, even though I haven't seen it in 16 years. But I liked The Man Who Wasn't There and Moulin Rouge…

I was so hoping that season 7 would end with Deb arresting him, which would have had Dexter spend all of season 8 in prison (think of the possibilities!), but when Deb killed LaGuerta instead, I knew the showrunners blew any chance at ending that series well.

But sexism is ultimately to blame, in my view, because for many decades, Hollywood studios have been tailoring the majority of their most exciting, big-budget blockbusters around male protagonists. It's a chicken-or-the-egg argument: did audiences, especially those outside the US, initially reject female-driven studio…

I insult Ms. Rife because she has a reputation for letting her moral outrage cloud actual facts, and for not letting any good news go by without her grousing about how it's not good enough.

It's just Katie Rife appointing herself Moral Crusader, as usual. Here's why she's wrong, in a nutshell:

It's Butthole.

I wish the best for this family, but I don't agree with your theory that "brand new stepparent" equals "stability" and "well-being" – either in a child's eyes or in a child's reality.

I'm not surprised to read this, because the only time I saw an episode of the new Hawaii Five O, the A storyline was about some villain in an Iron Man-like super mech suit, and the B storyline was about a runaway elephant.

Yeah, that's why he tried delivering pizzas - he was happy to do this new job and make his money cleanly, and probably would have kept on doing it had Kevin Spacey not threatened to break his legs and kill everyone he loved. Saying "he only went back to Spacey because otherwise there's no movie" is just snarky…

Back in 2003, I went to see Björk at the Hollywood bowl with friends. We'd scored a box near the front, and noticed that Groban and pals (managers?) were just two boxes away. I have nothing against the guy, but it's true: Groban's ceaseless shit-eating grin did make Björk less cool.