Can I be the only one who reads "Frye" whenever they write "Fyre"?

She figured a lawsuit would make her feel young again.

That's what assisted living facilities are for.

Olivia Ain't De Havin' It

Very sad. He was also John Denver's nephew.

OK fine, I'll cite Gone with the Wind, Spartacus and Ratatouille instead.

Tell that to Zack Snyder, who just stepped away from Justice League in post-production.

Rian Johnson doesn't count as a visionary director anymore? Poor Rian Johnson.

If that's the case, then how do you explain 1 pound of cheese weighing more than 40 pounds of apples? Boom, mic drop.

For what it's worth, 1 pound of iron weighs more than 5 pounds of steel. Meanwhile, 2 ounces of wonder weigh twice as much as 6 pounds of iron and steel combined. Ergo, Gal Gadot is getting screwed out of a $30 billion payday. Shameful!

You jest, but he and his wife Rebecca Miller probably do pretty well with their share of Arthur Miller play royalties.

TWBB3: I've Just Had My Third Milkshake and I Need a Lie-Down

I'm retiring from AV Club.

No joke, they've already filmed a small number of Stan Lee cameos for upcoming Marvel films, just in case. But if he must be replaced, the Internet apparently votes for George Romero.

"Much Ado About Nothing really didn't live up to the hype."

I honestly don't know what's worse: treating actresses like shit on set, but giving them great roles and scenes that they will always be remembered for, or treating them nicely like Ron Howard does but making them play the hero's supportive but forgettable girlfriend or wife.

Mostly a lot of random crying on Richard's part. Sudden, random, ugly-cry crying for about 10 seconds. Then instantly back to normal. At any time during the class. Also, the homoeroticism was getting ratcheted up big-time - if Richard used to occasionally pull male students' shirts off, to the cheers of the ladies in…

And then afterwards, he was like, "Yep, not doing that again!"

Hitchcock directed at least 15 female-led features.

Lord, not this again. No, Richard just went crazy. My wife and I took his classes on and off for a few years, and we saw him go crazy. We believe he went into seclusion either to regain some semblance of sanity, or because he's permanently crazy and just can't deal with anyone anymore.