I guess Born to Run is a reasonable title for a Springsteen autobiography, but I was really hoping for Who's the Boss? Me! By Bruce Springsteen (a.k.a. "The Boss").

Am I doing this right? It's the rotting corpse of the asshole boyfriend.

Also note: The "Rodeo" in Rodeo Road is pronounced like a cowboy rodeo. Not in the pretentious Beverly Hills manner.

This time it's the lighter skinned guy! Theo Rossi is like the Creole Adam Sandler.

I like Ignatiy's attitude already!

"Mostly shot in focus"

I'd drive around in a Winnebago painted like a giant Jack Chick tract.

Burning Man makes me wish I had a Star Trek transporter.

Just a note: the 1994 robbery at Just Desserts in Toronto was not a "mass shooting". One woman was shot and killed. Still, it was a big deal for Canada.

I saw him in Beckett's Endgame a few months ago and just now realized that his delivery in this Joe vs. the Volcano scene is basically Beckett-like.

I had this exact same experience with Chasing Amy and Clerks, only I'm not a lesbian.

Actual names that some of my acquaintances, friends of friends, etc. have given their sons, who one day will have to walk around with these names as grown men:
Astro
Devo
Zelig
Siddhartha

ANOTHER MOVIE WITH THIS ASSHOLE WHO EVERYBODY THINKS I'M BEST FRIENDS WITH (1991)

There's a big difference, and I think you know that. But here's another way to put it: If Robert Downey Jr. played Sherlock Holmes, Victorian London detective, with an American accent, it would be lame and distracting. So he speaks with a more or less convincing British dialect, and so his performance becomes richer…

Well, here's why: because I have a background in animation, because a friend of mine was a story artist on this film, and because the Laika guys are absolute pros whose work I respect. So I'm not going to give them a pass on a missed opportunity just because it's a "children's movie" or because there's a man-beetle in…

It sounds like a Bubble Yum flavor.

Me too! I go even further back, when Loveline was co-hosted by Jim "Poorman" Trenton. I found Poorman's narcissistic babbling intolerable, and was relieved whenever Dr. Drew cut in with actual, useful advice for the caller. But even back then, there was this sense that the young callers kind of hated Dr. Drew because…

I was disappointed too. The visuals were incredible and the music was great. But there were a lot of story flaws. (I can't mention the things that bothered me without spoilers.) And I found the characters poorly developed - the "humorous" exchanges between Monkey and Beetle were lame, and I thought Charlize Theron…

I just Googled "Oyelowo Fever" and surprisingly got zero results. What's wrong with you, entertainment press?

According to the Associated Press back in June, "Long before Prince died, he told close friends he wanted to turn his Paisley Park home and studio complex into a museum."