Maybe I'm just like my father, too old to walk all the way down that long goddamn hallway just to look at another goddamn motorcycle.

It's like she was being asked about it just as she was climbing into her Uber on her way to the airport.

"Also But I'm a Cheerleader is just a delightful movie, even if as she says in this interview, it didn't literally save people's lives, and wasn't on the right side of history."

The Big Chillax

Blair Witch is less a real sequel and more an attempt to repackage The Blair Witch Project as a proper horror movie, with all the bells and whistles – jump scares, traditional suspense editing, gore, and sfx. Ordinarily, that would be a terrible idea. But I thought You're Next and The Guest were tremendously…

Other KFC scents in the works:
- Sweaty Fry Cook
- Bathroom Duty
- Grease-stained Polyester Uniform
- The Colonel's Catheter

While we're talking about Bel Geddes, and since Jesse talks about Stewart's age in Vertigo, something about the film that's always flummoxed me is – just how old are Scottie and Midge supposed to be? They say they were in college together, but Bel Geddes was 35 at the time, and Stewart 49. Was Midge supposed to be 49…

There's a little throwaway line after Madeleine dies where Elster tells Scottie, "I'm going to get as far away as I can. Probably Europe. And I'll probably never come back." At that moment, Elster seems to be a grieving widower, but once you know his crimes, you can see why he's leaving the country.

Oh shit, you're totally going to rape me.

I hear they're installing filters so that any time someone writes "I'm going to rape you", it automatically changes the text to "I love booger pie".

But trolls make Twitter fun!

Most movies make as much if not more money from DVD, VOD, TV, etc. than they do theatrically. I'm guessing Laika's movies have all been profitable thanks to those ancillary markets. That said, yes, Phil Knight's money is there to keep the studio going during dry spells.

She's starring in Disney's live action remake of Beauty and the Beast. Clearly, someone's still got faith in her.

The bartender says, "So that'll be three Shirley Temples?"

Funny, I just read in another AV Club comments area that you've been fired.

Most excellent, thank you.

This trailer reminds me of an episode of an old TV show… Outer Limits, maybe? Here's how the plot goes: UFOs surround Earth, their leader gives Earthlings an ultimatum to clean up their act within a few days, so all the leaders of the world work hard to unite and declare world peace in order to impress this advanced…

Nah. If people knew about this stunt even 30 minutes in advance, the above video would be packed with dozens of douches filming it all for their Instagram pages.

They actually tried the jester costume early on. Good interview here: http://www.independent.co.u…

It's not quite fair to dismiss Suicide Squad's Harley costumes, including the hotpants, as typical male fantasy. The film's costume designer is a woman (Kate Hawley) and there are numerous interviews, chiefly with Entertainment Weekly, where Hawley describes that she and Robbie worked hard to create a wardrobe that…