"I'm more interested in why he hasn't been fired. He doesn't even pretend to be doing his job most of the time."

Maybe the bulk of those phones were smuggled in by the new inmates? That's what happens when you get an overcrowded prison and too few competent guards.

Armagotten

If this is a hit, I hope it means we'll get Twister 2: Let's Twist Again.

That rug really tied the earth together.

I really liked that unexpected mid-shot fadeout (orange-out?) right after her line. It felt like a Law & Order end-of-episode fadeout, not a bad thing.

Caputo will turn on Linda once he realizes how much salt she poured into his spaghetti sauce.

God forbid that a thoughtful review by someone who's actually seen the movie would be more accurate than the movie's trailer.

This movie could seriously bring back pleated mom jeans.

"I'm Mary Worth. You're Mary Worthless."

June Foray is now 98 years old and, as I understand it, available. Give her a call.

I don't think the show meant to play the Luschek/Judy scene for laughs. I believe Kohan et al knew that it might at first be interpreted as a lighter moment – ha ha, the jerk gets sexually humiliated – but that audiences would, within minutes, understand the parallels between what happened to Luschek and what happened…

I was once at a party where I talked to a girl whose sole ambition was to make, and star in, a Tomb Raider fan film. I asked her why on earth she was spending her time, talent and resources on a project that was someone else's intellectual property instead of doing something original. Her response: "Well, those guys…

The Men Who Stare at Goat Testicles

I've always cited The Dick Van Dyke Show as having the most long-living cast on TV. Remarkable longevity for a show that went off the air 50 years ago.

Holy shit, Night Flight! That logo always promised so many intriguing things. When I was a kid, after SNL was over, I'd tune in for a while. If I was too tired to stay up, which was often, I'd just set my VCR on record and check out the tape the next morning. So many great weird things would show up.

I would have had the exact same reaction to this article if its headline was Two Jocks from Your Old High School Are Going to Applebee's to Watch the Playoffs.

I love this cemetery. Mel Torme has a nicely colored tombstone here, and John Cassavetes is buried next to Eva Gabor for some reason.

Dr. Strangelove has a much better love story with a guy in a wheel chair.

Sexy Zika.