And Ioan Gruffudd as The Beaver.

Isn't the whole point of Project Greenlight that the finished film can never upstage the series? Seems like they purposefully pick projects that will be mediocre at best.

I can read donkey minds, and you know what that donkey was thinking in the video? Where to invade next.

I call it "Defecating (into the Water)". Coincidentally the title of a Four Tops song.

UPDATE: 4 minutes in to this video: Ugh, everything.

Ugh, the saliva strands between this guy's teeth.

NOT NISE —— I IN MISIPI AN I CAN RIET

I thought she was great in that one movie about the people.

Confessions of a Chopaholic

What's really laudable about Lynch's work on this film is that he salvaged an abandoned TV pilot, filled with numerous characters designed to have their own various arcs and adventures over the course of several years, and repurposed the whole thing into a fantasy existence inside the mind of a lonely, failed,…

It would be lame if they did, but they could steal the twist from World War Z: Glenn has cancer or some other fatal disease – say, pizzaboyhematosis – so the walkers simply don't think he's alive.

If it's about her running for office, then obviously the title would be Legally Blonde 3: The Blonde Leading the Blonde

"Internet" isn't supposed to be capitalized anymore? Fine, sam barsanti.

I saw Weird Al at dinner with his family once. He picked up an enormous glass of water - no ice - and drank it all in one gulp. As he put down the empty glass, a single drop of water falling from his chin, he quietly said "Bingo."

Just wait, by this time tomorrow someone will bring in Neil Diamond's "Hello Again" and make it a three-way call.

That's awesome, because I genuinely thought Miley Cyrus looked like a John K character anyway.

How did October become the new December? Seems like most of 2015's Oscar bait movies are coming out this month, leaving only Daddy's Home, the Point Break remake, and Alvin and the Chipmunks: Road Chip to duke it out at awards season.

Jem and the Holograms is exactly why some movies should cost only $5 to see in a theater, and why theaters should sell hard liquor.

Their sound is like if Siouxsie fronted Joy Division.

A Mad Max/Priscilla, Queen of the Desert mashup even more so.