And, you know, Jaws.

WHAT IS REALITY

Saving my pennies for Avengers 5: Skrull Island.

Pterribly.

What the fuck happened to you, Peter Jackson? Your ass used to be beautiful.

Don't forget Dildo in Newfoundland!

I swore, when I saw 9021pho go up in Beverly Hills, that it would fail within months. Six years later, they now have 5 locations across LA. Maybe the pho's actually good? I still refuse to eat there. Or at nearby Absolutely Phobulous, which is also real.

Well, you see, that's why I cunningly included the phrase "in many cases" in my original comment. Obviously there have been many genuinely talented child actors who grew up to be genuinely talented grownup actors.

It's hard to gauge a child actor's "talent" since in many cases they're simply good at following the director's instructions. That's not artistry or skill - that's obedience. And when most actors, like most people, lose this sense of obedience when they become teenagers, they don't have the talent or training to fall…

Now everybody can go up to movie theater ticket windows and ask if they're showing Battletoads.

Let me make this easy for everybody to understand: Colored people is the absolute worst phrase you can use to describe non-whites. People of color is the absolute best.

Director Peter Bogdanovich died in 1971. His identity was stolen by a man who, by all accounts, was born in 1890.

Any theater that plays this movie must also sell Dole Whip at the concession stand.

Every time I see this title, I instantly think it's some instructional video, then I remember it's a drama directed by the once-great Nicolas Roeg.

Unfortunately, it convinced many listeners that Bermuda is also in the Caribbean.

I use Pepsi instead of Coke and call it the "Laverne DeFazio".

53 dead people is all the perspective I need on this one.

Ava DuVernay, you had me until this:

The shark, octopus and seahorse might as well have been wearing name tags. The Circle might have been written for the "I'm 14 and this is deep" crowd.

I read The Circle earlier this year. The movie has the potential to be much better than the book, not only because the Mae character is so one-note in the book, but also because *SPOILER ALERT FOR THE BOOK* the "Ty" character is a reclusive genius who no one ever sees. Meanwhile, throughout the story, Mae has an…