Witch Perfect

Uh, yes, exactly, by "gushing" I meant "smiling" and not the other thing.

No one's made any gushing Doona Bae comments yet, so let me be the first: I like gushing Doona Bae.

This is the week where Gillian Flynn is like, "Can I just go back to 2014?"

If it means anything, I love you. Of course, I also love lice, Dick Cheney, and chewing on tinfoil.

I swear he died 10 years ago. He must have come back to life, his magnificent mustache lifting him out of his very grave.

Fast Eye of Newt and Furious Toe of Frog

The Hotel Rwanda Bellboy

Still waiting for the release of the long-buried Lewis & Martin comedy Bubonic Boobies!

Shit My Dead Says

Dead Is the New Black

Walking Dead Bloopers and Practical Jokes

Goldfrapp, motherfuckers.

All audience members have to rent iPads with which to follow along.

It's worth mentioning that, this same year, NBC actually sought to compete with Cop Rock by debuting its own musical drama, Hull High.

Kevin James is set to star in the sequel: 33 and a Turd.

It all started several years ago when I discovered that the cocktail was invented here, so I bought some old Moscow Mule mugs on eBay, cleaned them up, and wouldn't shut up about my "big find" to all my friends. A year later? Boom. Moscow Mules everywhere.

The Bourne Hangdoggery

He's a NeverYoung™.

If you're an Angeleno, you should take local pride in this hipster cocktail. It was invented here in the 1940s, right on Sunset near Doheny, in what was once a cozy pub and is now a Land Rover dealership.