They didn't include the scene where the dinosaur leaves a poop on the ground, and the poop has a personality, and in fact 60 million years later, scientists dig up the fossilized poop, and he comes back to life and is actually the movie's narrator.

Considering he's been doing this exact same act for over 20 years, I think Feldman should be lauded for his dedication to being clueless, pitiful and off-putting.

"Feldmaniacs" would be the no-brainer term, but for Corey Feldman's tens of fans, "Feldiacs" is somehow more appropriate.

Comic-Con 2016 should capitalize on this by having an annex in Tijuana.

My sentiments exactly. Considering how exhaustive this interview is, it's strange that one of Siddig's best and most "grown-up" jobs, as he put it, wasn't brought up. I mean, he was the male lead!

Kindergarten Cockteases

Did Bart say "Lick my pants"? Anyway, I should point out that Helms wasn't actually wearing the pants. The pants were on the floor. Helms was wearing no pants.

Ed Helms once made me lick his pants at gunpoint. So you're right on that one. Owen Wilson, I don't know.

"In a recently discovered memo from 1928, it's made clear that the Oscar is actually named for the pioneering African-American filmmaker Oscar Micheaux. Happy now, people of color?" - AMPAS

I think it was Le Pétomane, with Adam Sandler.

It would have been great if, after Amy's lie, Jimmy said "It's not cute, I don't like it" and Amy said,"I don't give a fuck if you like it" and then Yoko Ono walked in and kicked Jimmy in the balls.

I'm 12 but precocious.

"I'll fiercely agitate YOUR scanty flame" has actually worked for me as a pickup line.

Of course. I have had sex with the most beautiful women on the planet. Which reminds me, tell your mom I said hi.

He likes a number of Westerns, actually:

It happens whenever Netflix mails him an achy breaky Blu-ray.

A long time ago I worked with a girl who literally looked like Sailor Moon in real life. She was super cute, with long blond hair, a tiny nose and mouth, freckled cheeks, huge eyes, and, for what it's worth, a spectacular rack. Even heterosexual female coworkers told her she should dress up like Sailor Moon for…

What a relief. At first I thought this was referring to the tight black leotard Ms. Marvel costume, and was thinking "no, no, no… Not a great dad, a very sick dad…"

Juwanna Ant-Man

The best part is the Danes chanting "Vee vont mo!"