Rolling uponst yon floor, larfing

In an extra meta tie-in with Siblings Week, she's actually married to William Baldwin.

"Chyna [sic] Phillips, daughter of The Mamas And The Papas' John Phillips"

Sample Nicole Kidman dialogue: "It is clear that when you look into my eyes, you imagine a sort of romantic attachment. But really it is merely the basest form of rote sexual desire, easily projected onto any suitor."

If she wears that, along with a lifelike Tyrion Lannister mask and moon boots, I swear I'll donate $5,000 to this thing.

That's the reveal: They film the lapdance, put it on her show, and you end up on the Amy Schumer Wiki as "Pathetic Lapdance Guy".

Both of these things are legitimately sexy to me.

Don't hector Lecter, the organ collector.

Todd Solondz is a man who refuses to leave the 1990s.

So that's what became of the Likely Lads.

Also, they're pretty much only there in October.

It does seem odd to be posted now and not in, say, October.

Salem is nice, Swampscott is nice, Marblehead is nice… Poor Lynn just can't get it together. Maybe in 325 years?

THE HOMOXUALS HATE ARE FREEDOM, WAKE UP SHEEPLE

You forgot Monsters Inc..

Back in 1983, Casey Kasem played Styx's "Mr. Roboto" on American Top 40 and then said: "Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto. That's Japanese for 'Thank you very much, Mr. Robot.'"

They keep moving Riot Fest. First it was in Los Angeles, then St. Louis, then Baltimore…

This is the 21st century, you dolt. A little Miracle-Gro and this baby will be 10 feet high by winter's first snow.

This just in: Sammy Hagar diagnosed with Stage 4 Waboness.

Red lays an egg. Alex can't find her glasses. The bubonic plague wipes out half of Litchfield.