Yeah, but I'm sure that scheming Redcoat has no problem with the Union Jack staying on the Hawaii state flag!

I have nothing to say about Jake Lloyd, but the fact that everyone has stopped capitalizing "Internet" all of a sudden is freaking me out.

I thought it was a reboot of Diff'rent Strokes!

"This Kardashian woman is nothing but a worthless, vapid pseudo-celebrity!"

Don't forget The Bourne Indignity, where she spends the whole film locked in a bathroom with Gilbert Gottfried.

You know the one thing nobody ever says wine tastes like? Goddamn grapes.

It's actually the name of United Airlines' Frequent Fucker program.

A.V. Club commenting is his work.

Dikachu must be rifling through his "potential comments" file cabinet right now, looking for the funniest possible response he can ever post to the A.V. Club.

It's mostly just finalizing VFX shots, sound mixing, and music (people really drag their feet on rights clearance). Relatively disaster-proof. But yes, lots of long days and sleepless nights for post!

That movie title + that photo = one big nope.

"It's either one of two things: something major happens in ep 4 they don't want spoiled, or the show never improves and they want to maintain the possibility that it will."

Related: I was recently in New Orleans and saw Sandra Bullock forcing her adopted son to run laps around Jackson Square in 95° heat as punishment for breaking her favorite highball glass. It was horrifying but I got some good photos, she's my favorite actress.

I saw the rough cut, in which he is actually eaten alive by a swarm of white children.

Better his eyes than with his penis, which is what he made love to me with. And by "love" I mean "hate sex".

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Yeah, but then a week later they're at the Hollywood Bowl. Win some, lose some.

If Andy Warhol were alive today, he'd be in more people's selfies than anyone else on earth.

Andre can't give you manic, but he does an excellent pretentious.