No Wallace Shawn? I mean, if there's anyone who knows something about voicing a dinosaur for Pixar, it's Wallace Shawn.

Well, see, that was the disguise. I'm Lando.

Surprise, surprise, I'm Lando in disguise!

The photo makes it look like Rachel McAdams and Amanda Seyfried are telling Lohan, "In five years we'll be superstars and you'll be a trainwreck," and meanwhile Lacey Chabert is all, "What are you guys whispering about? Something about Party of Five?"

Me and Earl and the Dying beetlejesus does have a nice ring to it.

WTF does "Whiskey Tango Foxtrot" mean?

Leave it to Fox to put the hashtag after the keyword!

I'm going to set a busload of kindergarteners on fire and feast upon the corpses.

"Nine fortnights, Mrs. Bueller…"

Linda Linda Linda is a fantastic film, just pure joy. But if you haven't seen Barking Dogs Never Bite yet, put that on the top of your list. It's Bong Joon-ho's first feature as a director and Doona Bae's great in that too. It's nasty and hilarious and full of twists.

I actually knew this woman – not in the biblical sense – some 23 years ago. She told me that her name meant "Naked Bird". Which is kind of awesome. But she was by no means an awesome person.

This role totally would have gone to Philip Seymour Hoffman… Sigh…

I like the part where, after about an hour of searching for Bobby and Cindy at the Grand Canyon, the Bradys just give up and drive home.

It's like how in England, the Exe and Wye rivers never meet.

First Snow is also worth seeing.

Well, we now know that one of them is food, so the other two must be Judy Blume books and cock and ball torture.

As long as it's not that decrepit old hag Maggie Gyllenhaal!

I'm a native Californian too, and I think you know deep down that, from San Francisco down through San Jose, SLO, Santa Barbara, LA, OC and San Diego, this is how our people talk.

His next California-set movie is called You Look Great! How Are You? I'm Good! So Busy.

Lucille did it!