Can't find the butter, man

But wait, there's more!
- Rodney Dangerfield, in his final role, played God in the seen-by-5-people indie Angels with Angles (which also starred Frank Gorshin… as George Burns).
- Faye Dunaway played the deity in an indie seen by perhaps 4 people, Love Hollywood Style
- Finally, who of the whopping 20 people who saw…

Burl! Ha ha, I thought you were dead!

I once met Seal and he said "I'm Seal."

I'm just going to pretend that the article is about '90s Swedish band Whale, of Hobo Humpin Slobo Babe fame.

You think this is new? Let me take you 30 years into the past. Behold, Puttin' on the Hits:
https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Because I'd be the tail end, naturally.

I smell a premise for Human Centipede 3!

That 2002 Carrie poster looks like it was influenced by the 1983 Scarface poster, which is not to be confused with the 1932 Scarface poster, and also kind of meta since Brian De Palma directed the 1976 Carrie and the 1983 Scarface. Also, I might be autistic.

She is so much woman.

UTZ potato chips. Growing up on the West Coast, I never heard of them, so when I saw Utz featured as a client on Mad Men, I thought the brand was invented for the show, because what a silly name! My East Coast-raised wife set me straight. Now I eat Utz chips all the time when we visit the in-laws.

"I can't write anything until I've got at least one season of CSI: Cyber under my belt."

"Ghost" is an offensive and insulting term. Please use "differently-lifed" from this point on.

I ain't got the time.

No, no, no.

(Michel Hazanavicius angrily if silently shakes his Oscar at Soylent Green)

I watched it for 4 minutes before realizing that I had hit "pause" during the opening shot.

Peeps are great, because when you show up at someone's house for Easter supper you can yell out, "Where's my Peeps?" and everyone will realize that you are an unfunny asshole.

I hope someone on Hannibal's staff realizes that "Primavera" means "spring" and that the episode should be called "Primo" - first course - instead. But then, they called S1E4 "Ceuf" instead of "Œuf" and I have to stop writing because I can't stand myself anymore.

The men's room behind the attraction will be known as "Fast & Bi-Curious."