Don't take everything so literally, dude.

I was stuck in a car with three of them for 12 hours one time. You don't even know, man. You don't even know.

AVC: Have you ever been mistaken for another celebrity? If so, who?

Miles Teller also seems to be thinking, "Wait, I was in Whiplash. Doesn't that mean I can now exit this franchise? Isn't that some kind of force majeure clause?"

Sean Penn's face looks like my thumb after I've been in the bath for an hour.

I can't buy a ticket to a film whose name I can't pronounce. The entire box office staff would laugh at me. Seriously, is it "HOW-ha"? "YOW-ya"?

Martian Marauder will be the comic relief. Kevin James and his Segway have just been cast.

Fat jokes: So one hour ago. Dwarf jokes: Hot.

Cue the neckbeard jokes!

Breaking news: Show's title is Hot Naked Boys With Erections, with a Girl Vampire Showing Up to Tell Sassy Jokes After Your Orgasm Is Complete.

I get what you're saying. If it was a white dude, the essence of the scene would have been the same. But making him Mexican adds more impact in the broader scope – otherwise this AV Club article wouldn't exist, and none of us would be talking about this – and I'm sure Linklater, et al were aware of that.

I actually liked the scene, and thought his race was important. A lot of white people, including and perhaps especially the earnest liberals in Boyhood (and I too am an earnest liberal), are totally dismissive towards Latino laborers, even while abstractly championing their "cause". The reality is that many of these…

I understand at SXSW they'll be unveiling their new slogan: "Mickey D's - You'll go cray cray for our amazeballs shiznit."

"How do you do, fellow kids?"

Also, Michael Savage's husband.

He's looking for a raw blow.

The Poison Ivy room is the worst.

He's on the trail of a cereal killer.

My late stepdad liked to tell the story about how, as a 14-year-old in 1952 Los Angeles, he was once invited to see a test screening of a new movie. "Oh boy!" he thought. The movie was Kid Monk Baroni and he remembered being really disappointed. Oh, he also recalled that the gawky young star of the movie sat in front…

I saw him speak at a festival screening of Jeff, Who Lives at Home and can confirm his apparent assholishness. He was sneering and smug the whole time.