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"It is my professional opinion that Chris Benoit is fit to return to game action."

This is yellow BBQ sauce. It's BBQ sauce that was sent to a special camp with other BBQ sauces, and told that God wanted it to be Chick-fil-A Sauce, even though it was clearly not a choice to be BBQ in the first place.

Being Bud Selig's bastard grandson has its perks....