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And the creepy doctor in the Hawaiian shirt that showed up a couple of times in early seasons.

They're supposed to be the smears from when he wipes his bloody hands off on his scrubs after surgery. But somehow they are permanent on anything he owns and on his bare skin.

Thank you, LaToya, for doing these reviews so faithfully, and for all of you who make the comments, keeping alive the "ball of dirt" line long past its expiration date. We've loved reading these every Friday night at about 10pm, 9 Central.

The janitor (i.e. - projectionist) was our treasured writing assistant, Matt Kriete, now well on his way to becoming a full-fledged writer.

So did Abominable Pictures, which also produced Childrens Hospital.

It was scripted as "Mel-ladies" but I like Maladies better! Some fun ones that we couldn't use because they were taken by actual groups: The She-nanigans and The Harmo Sapiens.