I loved his song Beat It
- Donald Trump

I simultaneously want to hear some Prince songs and don't want to hear any Prince song. I went from station to station on the radio (I actually listened to the radio today!) seeking out Prince songs. But every time I heard one, I turned because I didn't want to listen to it.

When I got to work today, I said to the guy who works security at the entrance that everytime I walked by the nearby TV, Donald Trump was on it. By lunch time, I wished Donald Trump was still on the TV.

I knew a girl named Lisa back in college. I'm sure she got sick of my doing the whole "Wendy, is the water warm enough" piece.

I went running today and my running playlist was full of folks like Phife, EZ, MCA, Jam Master Jay … Damn.

This ain't the day to be pulling that mess. Somebody gonna get shanked saying that to the wrong person today.

He probably felt that he played 20 other instruments better.

I won't dare listen to Purple Rain for like a month. Can't handle that right now.

I feel you. I have no one in the office to commiserate with. Thank you guys.

That's wrong. Funny, but wrong!

"Ballad of Dorothy Parker"
"Old Friends for Sale"
"Dolphin"
"Let's Pretend We're Married"
"All the Critics Love You in New York" (you can dance if you want to!)

It makes it harder to play the guitar?

If it's any consolation, it's National High Five Day. (holds up hand) Sad Five.

"The only black people in Minnesota are Prince and Kirby Puckett" - Chris Rock
Damn, they're both gone! At least Torii Hunter still lives. I hate this day.

I reached out to a college friend from Minnesota and he said that everyone was devastated.

This is my favorite Prince album. And it had the best videos. I love how "Christopher Tracy's Parade" flows into "New Position" flows into "I Wonder U."

And how she's denied that she was ever in it since.

That song was the first thing that I thought about when I heard the news. Anotherloverholenyohead is my all time favorite Prince song.

The one and only episode of this show that I ever watched.

He said that the only thing wrong was that it was waffles not pancakes.