I’m not prepared to exonerate Eastwood on the insinuation that the reporter sold her body for a scoop.

‘Woke’ Americans think class warfare is passe because it doesn’t dwell enough on race.

Its anger is an impotent, irrelevant anger, the rage of a tween.

I don’t understand any of this.

Is it a hot take at this point to think that taking to internet comments sections to declare popular things “wildly overrated” is a shortcut for having taste?

I injected 8 marijuana’s and ended up inappropriately touching a rabbit.

I took a marijuana cigarette once. I woke up in a pool of blood with the severed head of a hobo in my lap.

I thought the same, but then I checked, and Woody actually started smoking again in 2018—because of Willie Nelson. The ironing is delicious.

American Beauty is bad, but it’s pretty good.

Look, it’s simple: which film is better, American Beauty or American Beauty? You have five seconds.

Hard disagree on Road to Perdition. 

The problem with undisclosed is that it’s all a biased, one-sided view with no opposing opinion. It’s not reliable. 

He should be free but also he should be free in the manner of O.J. Simpson; terrible investigation/prosecution but guilty as fuck.

Yup, he did it.

Adnan did it.

For me, the immediate follow up to the famous rifle-handoff scene is also hugely important. They’re still being chased by the Bullet Farmer, he just no longer has a searchlight to find them. So Max leaves with some chains and tells them to take off if he’s not back in half an hour. Next thing we know, Max is back with…

Fury Road became the movie of the decade is because it whoops ass and it rules.

Not only is Fury Road a great movie, it’s also the first Mad Max movie to go...Beyond Thunderdome.

its flurry of chaotic but always coherent action

...this is still a movie about an aging, lecherous, vainglorious fat cat with silly hair who holds rallies for himself, commands an army of slobbering man-boy followers, and has an idiot sycophant son riding shotgun at his side.