An inexperienced coach needs a reliable brain trust around him.

This is not a true self-driving car, though. The Tesla “Autopilot” feature is nowhere even close to full-on whole-car autonomous driving systems being tested by Google, Uber, and others — and those more substantial systems have still had their fair share of accidents.

Tesla owner here. Autopilot is nearly perfect on highways, particularly long open stretches. It can maneuver around turns, cars and even complex road changes due to construction.

no, but only because I don’t want to. and because it isn’t worth trying to justify what i mean to someone that probably just wants to argue anyhow

Maybe if you didn’t wear 4-6 shirts to bed you would not sweat so much at night.

Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

I think I can sue AB for assault after reading that text message. It definitely gave me brain damage.

He’s no Blake Bortles.

Crop your screenshots you absolute heathen.

I just realized why I’m still checking Kotaku dozens of times a day unlike other blogs (including gizmodo and io9 which I used to like but hate these days) : It’s the lack (or rarity) of clickbait titles that you need to click to find out major details of the story.

“actually, ‘Typeface’ is the name of the guy that made the monster, not the monster itself”

I guess you could say Indy's luck has........run out.

Souls-like isn’t a new term.

“Recently I have noticed a lot of people responding to text messages using the “Thumbs Up” emoji. Every time I receive this as a response to a text message it makes me furious.”

The mech wasn’t added for any competitive reason. It was added in an attempt to show up Respawn for not putting Titans in Apex Legends, their Titanfall spin-off battle royale. It backfired miserably, which is exactly what they deserve for their arrogance.

I think a “chunkier Reese Witherspoon” is called a Reese’s Witherspoon.

Han shot first?

It’s worth learning how to recognize snark online.

Why don’t they make the whole plane out of slow pitches?

“After the O’s used nine actual, professional pitchers”