Seriously — and I thought THAT was the lowpoint. How young & naive I was....

Master race looking good, buddy!

Oddly enough, stopping Yetis was the number two reason Betsy Devos gave for arming teachers.

“Cooler heads will not prevail.”

“This bill was written because the far left wants to undermine our other laws that protect family and traditional values that the people of Louisiana hold dear,”

There’s a 23% service charge on there do u really expect him to lay down 15% on top of that?

That’s an awfully slow response time by Milwaukee police.

Hey, if you’re branded with the A, expect bad things to happen to you.

In all seriousness, I do wonder if that’s the same gun Craig James used to kill five hookers at SMU.

When the Marlins ownership group gets together, Jeter can’t see the sucker.

Nearly everything in this world is fucking shit, but one of the few things that gives me hope on a daily basis is that we live in a world where A-Rod has entered an astounding and much-loved second career in his post-playing life and Jeets is flailing and insulting Bryant fucking Gumbel on national TV.

Popular Vote.

I love how he feels compelled to say he doesn’t speak to Haberman and has nothing to do with her when it’s so easily disproven:

We’re a weird ass country with a weird ass President.

Huh. My first thought was that a columnist for the Globe had done some poking around, found a bunch of stories that didn’t add up, but was suspended for some suspicious reason right in the middle of his investigation.

What I don’t understand is why the NHL would think their audience is right for an ad defending a bumbling grifter of a chief executive.

I don’t know. Occam’s razor says the whole thing’s more likely part of a liberal conspiracy to prevent Fox from revealing evidence of Hillary’s murder of Seth Rich because he was about to blow the whistle on the Pizzagate pedophiles’ involvement in Benghazi.

Trump’s entire existence is predicated on: