More than 10 times a day. And it really, truly is mentally and spiritually exhausting. I can’t imagine how much worse it would be if I were one of the dozens of millions of people who sit more squarely in the crosshairs of the cruelty and hatred he embodies.

The guy who just a few months earlier was sitting behind a desk in a fake office telling Jon Lovitz “You’re fired!” because he didn’t, I dunno, sell enough candy bars in Times Square.

Bullshit. Obama would never be classless enough to do shit like this. trump is a fucking disgrace. He’s America’s swampy grundle.

The Quicker Fucker Upper

So, seriously, I know we’re 10 months in but how often do the rest of you have one of those “Oh right, Donald Fucking Trump is the President of the United States” moments? It happens to me less often now but still, you know, once or twice a week. The guy they used to make fun of in Bloom County, the guy Ali G screwed…

Not people who would have ever supported them.

Oh for fuck’s sake, I’ve been buying Timberland boots for hiking and roughing it since the 80s. I bought my first pair in fucking Maine.

This is so fucking dumb. Look, I despise her husband. He’s just the fucking worst. And I have yet to detect even the lamest redeeming quality about Melania herself, but goddammit. It just feels so fucking petty to be continually picking her apart for what she’s wearing, especially in the context of an accelerating and…

“Never mind that the boots are steeped in hip hop and black culture”

You don’t remember the mid 90's when the NBA went from a volunteer force to a paid to play program? Turbulent times.

Blood bags? trump? Did you miss this:

“Ugh, it stinks out here. Do you have any idea how expensive it’s going to be to clean all this mess off the street? It doesn’t even rain here, gonna have to do it all the hard way. It’s like Bowling Green all over again.”

It’s like there’s an entire administration without a single person who has ever heard the word “optics”.

This guy is basically my idol.

Such a fine line between disrespecting the flag and the flag disrespecting you.

...and it’s former 28-year-old rookie Brandon Weeden...

Oh look, we’ve finally found the proper time for people to kneel before the flag.

It isn’t even a dick-measuring contest. He’s literally telling the country that Puerto Rico isn’t “real” America... which has been a horrifying rallying cry of the right for decades.

I wonder if he bragged about the size of the crowd coming to see him when he landed. “What a crowd! What a turnout!”