Look, I work hard 6 days a week. Can’t I have a Sunday free of prayer?

The great negotiator ladies and gentlemen. Undermining people who are attempting to avert nuclear war. Pure genius!

Ah, I get it now, we’ve all seen this in movies and police dramas a million times. Tillerson is playing the “good cop,” and Trump is playing the “mentally unstable narcissistic cop with the temperament and intelligence of a toddler.”

Fuck Yeah!

I’m just imagining some intern awkwardly standing by as he only meant to show Mr. Goodell a small bit of the movie to prove a point, but now Roger keeps watching and rewinding the puppet sex scene.

No no no your name is actually Ken, right? New York Yankees fan? Quick little keyword search and you can pull up someone’s last name and all the posts they like and dislike. You, for instance, really dislike the kneeling and your twitter shows that. And you’ve taken quite a bit of interest in Trevathan stories as…

The best part is I can just see the smug, self-satisfied look on your face as you hit “publish” on your post, thinking “HURR I USED THE LIBRULS WORDS AGAINST THEM AND REALLY THREW IT IN THEIR FACE HURRRRRRR TIME TO GO JACK OFF TO ALEX JONES DDDDUURRRRRR” when what you’ve really done is tell everyone who reads your…

The only thing it has done successfully is to piss off white people who think the flag is being disrespected.

If sports is really an escape from politics, then we should probably get rid of the national anthem before the game. No need for the reminder about politics and war before the game starts.

Sorry but Brady is a fancy dog, not a cyborg.

What conservatives don’t get is that their very brand of political ideology is built upon status quo. Because that’s literally where the term conservative comes from. Every instance where they call for the status quo, for quiet inaction from everyone, for things to just stay ‘neutral,’ they’re espousing their…

This dickstain seems to think that athletes are cyborgs who only get taken out of storage for a few hours every week to play a game. It takes an astounding lack of self-awareness to try and act as if they should only entertain us and never rock the boat because sports are “irrelevant.” Is that why they generate…

When did people start pushing this narrative that sports are popular because it is “an escape from the real world”?

NO MORE MR. PRICE FLY

I knew I made a mistake when I turned down that job at the ‘ol Blonde Conservative mill. Business is booming!

So which dead eyed blonde lady is which?

So he’s become GOB Bluth?

Because not everyone is such a twat.

America- The land of the free.