Tom Hanks looks terrible these days.

the FBI defended the new designation, saying they “cannot initiate an investigation based solely on an individual’s race, ethnicity, national origin, religion, or the exercise of First Amendment rights” with the source later adding “AS MUCH AS WE’D FUCKIN LIKE TO THOUGH, Y’KNOW?”

Fuck we’re legitimately like 18 months away from “Secretary Of State Charlie Kirk” aren’t we???

Please appreciate the hell out of Eberle for me.

I like Cuthbert but I give Gord Miller the edge. He brings a little more energy to the table in my opinion.

I was 10 when that angle happened, very much in a “I know wrestling isn’t REAL real, but, like maybe a little?” phase and I also thought FOR SURE they had just shown a murder on Monday Night Raw.

Just nice to know there are guys like Will out there who are willing to spend their free time combing through multiple years worth of tweets in order to find one that proves...... something.

Why? Why is this type of shit remotely a priority in any way? At least with the gun law stuff there’s a clear trail of money from the NRA and gun manufacturers into the pockets of politicians. Has there been a dearth of frivolous transgender discrimination suits that are decimating American businesses left and right…

It’s funny, I was literally just thinking this morning how Trump is stupid in an overbearing, shithead who thinks he’s smart kind of way, whereas W was stupid in a “your semiliterate cousin who has 6 kids by 6 different women but MEANS WELL” kind of way.

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Sweet, sweet parity, baby! So when your team is 15 games under .500 they’re still technically in the playoff race so you HAVE to keep watching!!

Same. I’ll usually go like maybe a week or two just being numb to the whole thing, and then I’ll have a moment of clarity where I revert back to election night and just sit there, aghast like “THIS fucking guy is the PRESIDENT!!! THE APPRENTICE GUY!! THE GUY WHO SHAVED VINCE MCMAHONS HEAD AT WRESTLEMANIA! THE…

After I posted it I was like “oh wait...”
Uhh...... that’s why they’re on strings! The bags are on strings!

Just wait until tomorrow when he dangles blood bags in front of Vegas victims and keeps yankin’ em away at the last second like a cat toy!

RE: Fake food; I was OBSESSED with the idea of pizza when I was like 5 years old watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and then when we finally ordered pizza for the first time that I can remember (I’m sure I had it prior to that) I was SO disappointed that it wasn’t like an oozing mess of whatever I thought it…

Totally Normal President engages in dick measuring contest over who suffered the bigger catastrophe. NOTHING TO SEE HERE!!

It’s honestly amazing that at this point some drunk/coked up model Bilzerian is paying to hang out with him hasn’t accidentally blown their head off fucking around with one of his guns. I HAVE to assume it’s only a matter of time.

Interestingly enough, there was an attack here in Edmonton on Saturday, where a man hit a police officer with his car, stabbed him, then proceeded to run a few pedestrians over with a U-Haul truck. He had an ISIS flag clearly displayed on the dash of his car, but since he was arrested rather than being killed ISIS has…

Whenever Trump goes 11 minutes without having explosive diarrhea in his pants these people fall all over themselves to wax poetic about how presidential he is, and that he’s “finally starting to get it” and all sorts of other shit that is IMMEDIATELY undermined when he starts a never ending tweet storm about how awful…

Damn, RIP Samer! Sorry to see you get dunked on so hard!! (Even though Deadspin is still around and you are gainfully employed and I’m not sure what she’s trying to say here, exactly)