Omg, this reminds me of the craziest fucking lady I ever waited on. So this lady orders a burger and asks for it well done but with absolutely no charring on it. She says if there is any pink or if there is any char on the outside, I will be wearing it. So, I relay this to the cooks, who look at me like I’m crazy.…

“Our culture is filled with bars and strip clubs on every corner.”

I don’t know. I think these days, a Kony 2012 Tshirt would be amazing to wear.