Love that “showboating”. That means you did something good.

I want to get serious with you all for just one second. I’m a person who went to university in Newfoundland because I was chasing a girl. I’m a person who married my ex-wife after knowing her for six weeks. If Jose Bautista’s bat flip proposed to me right now, we’d have four kids by Christmas.

Why? He is ultimate F U hitter, mess with him or his team and he's going yard and he is going to let you know. If he was doing this is garbage games when they are losing, then sure hate away, but in a deciding game to take the lead then this is the absolute best thing ever.

You are wrong and you should feel bad. I’d explain it to you but you wouldn’t get it. The Bat flip embodied the team and the win. It was indeed righteous, and we are better for it.

Fuck Texas, and Fuck Josh Hamilton.

I want to share this on Facebook and unfriend everyone that says anything bad about it. The Bautista Bat Flip is way better than any political litmus test. If you hate this, I probably hate you.